Damn It's Good To Be The King.....Email The King At fu2rman@yahoo.com
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Cheater or Quitter?
Oh Barry, why do you make it so easy?
So let's recap, you used steroids to get huge, you have always been clear that you hate the media, you won't even let yourself be pictured on baseball cards so your young fans can collect your image.
You're one hell of a guy!
And now, geez, all these horrible media people finally broke you?
I know, your kids can't cry any more tears.
And now you're too hurt to play until at least midseason if not next year.
Here's a Fu2rman prediction-
Barry is now retired.
He is ducking out of baseball to save face.
Before he breaks the HR record of the Babe, that he has talked way too much crap on, after dropping the race card way too many times, after obviously cheating, he's going to hang up his cleats?
And hope he is still a first ballot hall of famer?
Whatever....
Bahb, what do you think of Bonds these days, inquiring minds want to know.
Thank God the rumor about Mariano Rivera being killed in a car accident was false!!!
But now my very favorite baseball player, Mr Rivera, has a slight case of bursitus in his elbow. Joe Torre says it's nothing to worry about, but Mariano had to save 53 games during the regular season last year. That's a lot of games.
But that would be great if you were a Dodger or Angel, but no, Mariano has to work deep into the post season.
Now he has a little bursitis in his elbow.
I have a solution for a possible situation, does Brian Cashman?
If you want to check my fantasy team, there is a perfect solution that nobody considered in the offseason...
Miguel Batista...He has been named Toronto's closer, but he was also being set up as their #3 starter.
How about Tom Gordon as a closer? That would suck! He is barley good enough to set up for Mariano.
Cashman is on thin ice with me right now.
I would back him on everything, but he's never thought about Mariano having problems.
I love Mariano, I would not put a number on my Yankee jersey because when it comes to winning, you gotta be ready to say goodbye, but I did consider #42, Mariano Rivera.
Cashman has never considered his bullpen. He went into last season without a lefty starer. He has no plan, no strategy for his pitching staff. Although, I like what I see from his starters he picked up this year. Johnson, Pavano and Wright are great additions, but your bullpen is weak at best.
The Fu2rman is ready to take over.
I'll let one more year go by, but if the 2005 Yankees aren't wearing rings...
Look at his picture, he looks a little like Leonardo DiCaprio, if he hit the gym and ate a sandwich.
His dad Mitchell, could have had a little pretty boy on his hands, but he didn't let his wife stand in the way.
He brought the boy up right.
"And what did that get him?" The feminist might ask.
Well, The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, (I'm still pissed about that ridiculous name!) passed on Troy Glaus for him, That's What!
Ladies, do you like the new 3rd baseman for the Angels?
Do you know why you like him? He's not the son you would have raised. He's the son a man would raise.
I read the comment from Chuck about what single women with kids want in a man, (great observation Chuck) they always say they want a sensitive, 'nice' guy.
But who do they end up with!?
Someone that will be a freakin' man, and what they end up with is someone that treats them like crap, because most men are so confused. A man that just wants to be in an equal male/female relationship, is looked at as a sissy.
He is just trying to be sensitve to a woman's needs, you know, the needs she claims to have.
Funny what feminism can do for our society.
Silly women send mixed signals, 'I want a nice guy.'
Be a nice guy and you don't get a second date, you get to be 'friends.'
Be a jerk, and she is all over you, trying to 'change' you, but all over you none-the-less.
Ladies, drop the feminist crap, men are men, women are women, know your roles!
Men are not that bad, and if you want someone to kill the spider in the kitchen, or take out the trash, or change your oil, shut the hell up and let us be men.
Just remember, we put up with plenty of your shortcomings too!
In '97 he looks like a guy that's been hitting the gym. 7 years later, and 40 years old, and he's even bigger? His head looks like it's the same size as his helmet was in '97.
I've been told I contradict myself on the Bonds/steroid issue. Let me set the record straight.
Using steriods is not going to help you hit a round ball with a round bat. Using steroids which are banned by Major League Baseball is illegal.
I don't care how well Barry is seeing the ball, he knows steriods are illegal, that makes him a cheater, period.
Moreno wants your market, ours is open, let's trade stadiums!
It goes down like this, fire DePodesta, hire me, and the Anaheim Dodgers will be kicking the hell out of the Los Angeles Angels in 2 years!
I guarantee it!
Now I realize some of my critics are going to say 'but they don't really play eachother, LA is an NL team Anaheim is an AL team!'
To this I say, No freakin' kidding, but see who plays in the post-season, and which Angels beg their Fu2rman era Anaheim Dodger buddies for choice tickets to the World Series in Anaheim.
Bahb expressed his anti-Dodger sentiment pretty well, and now if the Dodgers want to get serious, my offer is still on the table.
It appears they don't care about winning, as I still have not received a call...
