All Together Now!!!

This so much more interesting than anything else going on in sports right now.

Forget the still undefeated Colts, and Peyton Manning finally beat the Super Bowl champion Patriots tonight, to break an 0-7 streak.

Forget Terrell Owens being dropped from The Eagles for the rest of the year.

This story has it all.

It's got drinking, lesbian sex, actually public lesbian sex, cheerleaders, bar fights, and best of all, drunken lesbian cheerleaders in jail!

And I'm only talking about two women here. These are my kinda girls

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested at a bar where witnesses told police the women were having sex in a restroom stall, angering patrons waiting in line.

Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday. Witnesses said the women were having sex with each other in a stall at the club in the Channelside district.

Thomas was charged with battery for allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom...

This is Thomas on the left, and Keathley on the right.

The Top Cats, the Panther cheerleaders don't have either girls profile on their website, but they still had one picture of Angela...

See, she's pretty hot, what was the problem at the bar?

Just like chicks to be all jealous and insecure.

I saw a short interview of the "patron" on TV earlier, and she's the typical bitter, out of shape plane jane kind of woman that would resent fine women like these, and I have no doubt she let my girls know it!

I'm sure it went something very close to this...

Whah, Whah, I couldn't get in the stall, and you're hot, and my husband is going to stare at you, and I hate you, 'cause you're young and you are getting more attention than me, Whah, Whah.

So Thomas gave her a pretty nice shiner.

Sounds perfectly acceptable to me.

The team has kicked both girls off the team, "for contuct embarrassing the team."

Well ladies, with a resume like you just created this weekend, you are finally qualified to shake your ass for The Raiders.