Bahb's On To Something!

Bahb, check it out, have you ever noticed that when a checkwriter is displaying her 'penmanship skills' in front of a group of people with a life, it's even more than they think it is reasonable to waste our time.

They freakin' love it!

Have you noticed the very satisfied, pleased with themselves look on their face, as they walk, chins held high, to their, too big, badly parked SUV, that they can't drive properly, especially with a damn cell phone pressed against their head, while their little monsters are being entertained (hence, ignored), by the latest Disney/Pixar release on the DVD player!

Damn I freakin' hate that look!

Now I gotta go on a little about the huge SUV's you stupid men are buying your wives.

What are you thinking!!!!

They can't drive them, much less park them, much less deserve them!

Now readers, I have to give props to Bahb here, he puts his wife in a responsible car, one she can handle, not some Expedition or Escalade, none of that crap she couldn't park between two white lines!

That is a responsible husband my friends. Take a note!

I know we have many female readers, but this is a message to the men.

How dare you!

You want to out-do your neighbor with the bigger better SUV you buy your wife!

Wrong, wrong, WRONG!

If you want respect among your peers, or more importantly, your superiors, Bahb and yours truly, the Fu2rman...

You will be responsible...

...You will buy your wife a vehicle she can handle, take away her checkbook, give her a credit checkcard, and stop her damn lunches with her gaggle of broads, and raise your little monsters with some manners!

Seriously, when is the last time you saw a kid with manners!!!

I'll save that one for next time....