I Told You So, Again
I had a great offer, again, being such a perfect being, it happens.
A commenter said he would rather lick my ass than BOW to my greatness.
Maybe he said KICK, not LICK, but whatever.
First, I've explained to ya'll, I don't go that way. Otherwise I would have had Bahb's brother long ago.
Anyway, I pissed off a little chucklehead by saying that David Eckstein is better than Angel Shortstop, Orlando Cabrera.
Seriously, who is in the All-Star game, and who is on vacation?
With Cabrera on the DL, the Angels are still 7 games ahead in 1st place.
How is that possible?
Well it's not hard to replace an adequate defensive Shortstop, and add Cabrera's weak .234 Batting average, 22 RBI's, 4 Homeruns, and only 5 Staolen bases.
Enter Maicer Izturis.
In less than half the games he has a .325 Batting Average, 10 RBI's, and 0 Homeruns, (but with Vlad, Anderson and McPherson, you get 34 HR's), are you gonna miss 4 measly HR's?
No, and Izturis has 4 Stolen bases already.
This is why the Angels could spend way too much money on a Shortstop that is not only worse than the one you let go, but is also on the DL, and a minor leaguer is filling his little shoes.
Hey Artie, if you want to run a winning team, go ahead and call The Fu2rman...
A commenter said he would rather lick my ass than BOW to my greatness.
Maybe he said KICK, not LICK, but whatever.
First, I've explained to ya'll, I don't go that way. Otherwise I would have had Bahb's brother long ago.
Anyway, I pissed off a little chucklehead by saying that David Eckstein is better than Angel Shortstop, Orlando Cabrera.
Seriously, who is in the All-Star game, and who is on vacation?
With Cabrera on the DL, the Angels are still 7 games ahead in 1st place.
How is that possible?
Well it's not hard to replace an adequate defensive Shortstop, and add Cabrera's weak .234 Batting average, 22 RBI's, 4 Homeruns, and only 5 Staolen bases.
Enter Maicer Izturis.
In less than half the games he has a .325 Batting Average, 10 RBI's, and 0 Homeruns, (but with Vlad, Anderson and McPherson, you get 34 HR's), are you gonna miss 4 measly HR's?
No, and Izturis has 4 Stolen bases already.
This is why the Angels could spend way too much money on a Shortstop that is not only worse than the one you let go, but is also on the DL, and a minor leaguer is filling his little shoes.
Hey Artie, if you want to run a winning team, go ahead and call The Fu2rman...
posted by The Fu2rman at 12:03 AM
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