Jerry Maguire Has Gone Insane
Jerry Maguire?
Yeah, I know, it's hardly sports, but seriously, when did Tom Cruise go insane?
Cruise had a nice chat with Matt Lauer on the Today Show.
He mentioned the fact that Psychiatry was a 'psuedo-science', there was the the thing about Cruise explaining to Lauer, 'here's the problem, you don't know the history of psychiatry, I do!'
OK Dr. Cruise, do tell...
He has said there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance.
Tom, you may want to rethink that, how else are you explain your idiotic outbursts!
Seriously, I wish these freakin' socially retarted actors and rockstars would shut the hell up and stay in their little lands of make-believe, and stay out of politics, psychiatry, and whatever other liberal bull-shit they'd like to impose on regular people.
I'm sick of the Sean Penn's and Johnny Depp's, and their ridiculous USA bashing, and now Tom Cruise, jeez!
Do they not realize that they live a multi-million dollar life that 99.9% of the world can't even relate to? And ironically enough, that other .1% of us are the ones that put them there.
Please follow me on this one people, don't support anything that will put money in this chuckleheads pocket!
No more Top Gun rentals, no more Mission Impossible, 1 or 2, no Rainman, no Cocktail, and most importantly, NO War of the Worlds!
Let this movie tank!
Allow me one question, is anyone else suspicious that Cruise (43 next week), has become engaged to Katie Holmes (26), and does the release of Cruises' War of the Worlds, and Holmes' Batman raise any eyebrows?
The funny thing about this, (and I'm going to bring it back to sport here), is that Tom Cruise fired his agent. He didn't like his handlers telling him what to do, so his sister is managing his career, 'cause she lets him do and say whatever he wants.
He doesn't have a sane person to keep him out of trouble.
There is another Star that fired his agent recently.
LeBron James fired Aaron Goodwin, you know, the guy that negotiated $135 million in ensorsements. He hired a high school teammate Maverick Carter, and has looked at turning over some of his management duties to Def Jam Records.
Not very smart.
Rap artist's agents haven't proven themselves to be capable of keeping their stars out of trouble, or even prison in some cases.
Now that Goodwin has laid the groundwork, his career should be pretty easy to manage, however, LeBron will have to go to New York or Los Angeles in '07.
Would you rather have Maverick negotiate that for you, (and I'm not talkin' Tom Cruises' Maverick), or Aaron Goodwin?
If I didn't live in reality, I'd say Maverick, 'cause he was the Top Gun, and Iceman was just a wanna-be!, but from a business stand-point, please, give me Goodwin.
Oh well, he'll have Phil Jackson to deal with, Mitch Kupchak will be long gone by then.
posted by The Fu2rman at 2:00 AM
2 Comments:
Hey, my name is GOODWIN too, maybe? Nah! Tom is a Scientologist, isn't that enough? I mean L. Ron Hubbard INVENTED the religion!!
So, if you were nearly 43 and a hot little hottie wanted you, you wouldn't? You've already been with many other "named" actresses, married a couple, Mimi and Nicole, and people still say you're homosexual!!!
If he is, I feel sorry for Katy!! She spends the night, they cuddle? What's up with that? Saving themselves for the honeymoon night? She was with Chris for five years, he didn't get any??
I feel sorry for him too then. Too late!! "War Of The Worlds" already brought in $113,000,000.00 in the first five days!!! Isn't that sorta like sports?
Players get millions for playing, what? Two or three games? Then they sit out the rest of the season. Still getting multi-millions for endorsements? Don't watch sports, don't go to movies?
Do what? Scratch, drink beer, and spit? None of us have any lives, especially if you're sitting on the computer 1/2 of the time, the rest of the time you're in front of the T.V.?
When do you work? Oh, sorry, maybe you're like me, disabled, don't work anymore, taking pills every four hours, and trying to make people that like to vent feel guilty?
No, I go out to movies, I watch tiny chinese women on T.V. make a pattern with a rag tied to a stick, while jumping around and I go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, Pretty".
Lebron James, isn't he that funny looking guy that makes Sprite commercials with a tiny little black action figure? He's in sports? I thought he was a rapper, or something "Show them my motto"!
Steinbrenner, wasn't he on Seinfeld? George Costanza's boss when he was working for the Yankees? I know him! He likes calzones.
Kupchak, isn't he the one who says there'll be some some changes made in his line-up,but then getting angry because reporter reported about it? Yes, I do watch T.V., but why do these people?
Don't they have lives?
Pamela,
Wow, where do I start with this mess?
Well first, don't pop a pill and then write.
I'll just chalk this comment up to too much presciption meds.
but thanks for stopping by...
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