Just So We're Clear

I am not a dog when it comes to women's tennis, seriously.

And I'll prove it.



In this shot of Hantuchova, if I were a dog, I would say something like, "Hey, what's going on with that racket, man I wish I was your racket right now!"

But that isn't right, I wouldn't say that.







Or this.














Maria Sharapova was the number 1 ranked player in the world, for about 5 minutes, but still, that is an amazing feat for a woman that has only been a woman (18 years old) for 4 months.

If I were a dog I would make some comment about her grip, and how her mouth is open looking like she is doing her 'seal' immitation.

But I would never say that.

I would ask, 'Have you ever seen Sharapova play, or rather HEARD her play?'

It's all, OHHHH! UHHHH! OHHHHH!

Even the best porn starletts could take a lesson!

But that is something a dog would say, but not me, I would never make such a comment.



That brings me to Anna Kournikova.

If I were a dog, I would make some comment about how 'I love a woman that doesn't wear panties, ever, even during a match!'

But again, I am not a dog.

I hope this clears the air.

I am just a guy that respects the talent of great women tennis players who's names end in 'ova.'