Just a quick note.

Welcome all you dedicated Fu2rman Speaks readers,

By popular demand, here is day one of our sports page, you're gonna love Bahb! (pronounced Bob)

I am truly stoked to work with this Big Assed Hairy Beer-
Drinkin' American Mother F***er.

You are truly in for a treat!

You have the most exalted potentate of sports knowledge, The Fu2rman.


And Mr. Bahb Damf! I will let Bahb introduce himself.

But, if I may say a few words about Bahb, he is one of the few people that I can hold an extended conversation about sports, period! You'll see.....